TheTucker25

"It's here! It's finally here!" Lanky, dark-haired beauty Rene raised her head to see what her live-in girlfriend Tina was talking about.  Tina, a bubbly, chunky, buxom brunette in a tight green sweater, was unpacking a small cardboard box that had just arrived in the mail. Rene was totally baffled until Tina pulled out a large green balloon. Immediately, Rene guessed that Tina had very thoughtfully purchased something to indulge her inflation fetish. Of course, watching a balloon inflate was a poor substitute for an actual person, but it was the thought that mattered. "That's really great," said Rene, smiling half-heartedly.  She didn'